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Mid Eum

Mid Eum's are usually Koreans, so basically that means that they are either a kpop star or a kim chi cook. They might look all nice and sweet, but don't be fooled they have tendencies to rape and molest teenagers, be careful. They also have a great sense of style though so if youre having outfit troubles call a Mid Eum. Alot of mid Eum's are the same but there are some major differences, If you see one that is 6'4 and size 12 feet, they are most definately gay and probably wants to do some weird stuff with all the high school boys, if they arent either of those sizes dont worry they are probably more into little girls. To a Mid Eum the weirdest things make their penis hard, just by simply smelling kim chi, or just hearing DEAN's voice, can do it. If you meet one, your life could go 2 different ways, he could make your life 10 times better, or he could be an awful person and do weird things to you. So choose carefully

P1:Have you met the new kid?
P2:Not yet, I'm trying to make my decision, he looks like a Mid Eum.

by NATHANIEL✋✋ March 8, 2017