Middle Metal

Music that is listened to primarily by Middle Schoolers to the end of feeling "Hardcore."

This music often becomes an obsession; the listeners often delude themselves into thinking that only the musician understands them.

When the listener matures several years, they realize how foolish they were, and occasionally listen for purposes of nostalgia.

"Dude, what's this Three Day's Grace album doing on your shelf?"

"Oh, that's my kid brother's. He's really into Middle Metal now."

middle age metal

A person over 25 who rocks out with his friends and sing songs no one knows because they made them themselves and screams them to a crowd of people at their local bar.

Yo! Dude that performance was sick! Middle age metal is sick!