Midgie's Dick

A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.

Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?

midgy dick

midgy dick- a man with a very very small penis

Ha Ha Ha midgy dick what the fuck am i meant to do with that..

soz babe it got stuck in the space in ma teeth...

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