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Mighty Yomach

An energy drink which is derived from the blood of Odin, boiled in the dark cauldron of Hades, then cooled by Queen Elsa herself to be consumed by mortals. Now sold at Costco and Starbucks.

"Yo! Did his head just explode?"
"Yeah, I bet he's on that Mighty Yomach"

by Juice Box Joe October 3, 2014