mike stud

a 26 year old frat boy who still thinks he's in college. was dissed by hoodie allen which actually ended his career, just like the tommy john surgery he had ended his baseball career as well. thinks he is better than everyone. no one knows of mike stud because he is a nobody. regularly hooks up with underage girls. even though he was a pitcher he is very good at catching feelings. mike often resorts to sports references when trying to think of a comeback.

bob: who is mike stud?
everyone: *cricket noises*

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