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Mike Gravel

The 2008 presidential candidate with the biggest balls. Man, that guy has balls the size of his homestate (Alaska).

He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.

Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.

Balls, I tell you!

Man, that Mike Gravel dude has some ginormous balls.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 27, 2007

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Mike Gravel

The man who could bring the United States to the prestige that our forefathers envisioned, if only he could garner votes. The most courageous & honest man in politics. He opposed the war in Iraq to begin with, and has an exit strategy to have troops back home in 4 months - 120 DAYS!

He wrote a book entitled "CITIZEN POWER". READ IT!

Vote Mike Gravel '08.

by VoteGravel February 8, 2008

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mike gravel

A 2008 presidential candidate that has some of the most radical policy changes. Included are legalizing marijuana and lowering the drinking age to 18. Of course people don't like these things and so will never vote for him.

Ah well Mike Gravel, I'll still vote for you.

by eridaniiii March 11, 2008

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