A Mikey Meatloaf is a man, who sits home all day, and weighs over 300 pounds. He sits in a chair with food stains and potato chip crumbs all over his clothes. He still lives with his parents and is unemployed, even at a mature age.
You are such a Mikey meatloaf, you don't do anything around the house.
When you Masturbait into meatloaf the fart in the meatloaf then top it off with pubes or hair from your ass
I will give you the Mikey Meatloaf Special