Milazzoed

Getting injured right before game time.

Joe: Dude, what happened?
Dan: I think I pulled my groin muscle.
Joe: haha, how?!?
Dan: I was just walking onto the field for batting practice.
Joe: Nothing worse than getting milazzoed!!

Darren Milazzo

A narcissistic verbally abusive, insecure and obsessive childlike man having an excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one's physical appearance.
synonyms: vain, in love with oneself, self-loving, self-admiring, wrapped up in oneself, self-absorbed, self-obsessed, conceited, self-centered, self-regarding, egotistic, egotistical, egoistic, egocentric, egomaniac

Darren Milazzo was so awful in terms of how manipulative and hurtful he was, don't be a Darren Milazzo.