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What don’t you love about Milford high?
It has everything you need, too deans locking the bathroom doors from kids destroying showing there art skills on the walls, too kids pissing on floors.
Milford is the whitest trash in all of the huron district. Too girls hooking up until the school. And ofc you can’t forget the kids who have colored hair and are 300 pounds.
The best part is we have a very loving dean!
He loves the girls so much he even makes sure they’re ok. If you’re lucky enough he will even touch your shoulders a few times…
I saw a dude fingering his girlfriend at lunch, of course it’s at Milford Highschool.
Milford High School - A shitty place for kids to be forced to learn
A hellish plane of existence filled to the brim with vape smoke, racists, and Karens
Wow, I can't wait to leave Milford High School
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Milford High School, is an average sized high school in southern Ohio on the outskirts of Cincinnati, in a small town called Milford, Ohio.
Milford High School is notorious for FBI agents working as spies to pick out drug dealers, computer hacking, drug searches, and crooks.
Milford High School staff, administration, and board of education will do anything at all possible to get more money, and crook everyone out of their rightfully earned money.
After a few failed bond issues, and a few failed levies, Milford has finally passed one, and needless to say, it's predicted that that money will somehow 'disappear' or be misused as well.
Some students even report unknown happenings with their lunch account money. While this could be an instance of the supernatural, it's more likely an instance of the Milford crooks.
Somehow teachers hate Milford as well, and sometimes, when the moon there is a full moon, teachers will admit their anguish for Milford High School.
Teachers may sound like friends, but do not be misguided! Teachers find a way to make every lesson plan biased, unbelievable, or failed to be backed up by any real facts.
Also, some teachers are famous for teaching Christian values, evolution from a Christian's standpoint, and express opinions about which presidential candidate they voted for. Church and state?
What's that?
And don't forget wardrobe malfunctions.
Somehow, teachers dresses come untied in class, or get stuck in their pantyhose, or use obscenities and throw things.
The secret thought of all Milford Staff includes the fear of Health inspectors.
After all, we would not want our great Milford High School to be closed down because we have termites, roaches, and drink and consume food in areas banned by the health department!
Remember kids, when the health inspector comes in, Milford High School doesn't have roaches, termites, rats, rat poisoning laying around, asbestos, or land mines laying around!
-Teacher
Student:But my lunch account had 25 dollars yesterday!
Lunch admin: THATS NOT TRUE. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW! I'M A LUNCH LADY, YOU'RE NOT! YOU HAVE 2 CENTS LEFT, PAY UP!
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Where stoners make up the majority of the school population.
Milford high school is where the good joints are at.
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A medium-sized high school on the East Side of Cincinnati with the worst drug problems in any school in the nation. If you were paid 10 bucks per reported druggie in the school you could walk out with more money than Bill Gates. Half the people living school district jurisdiction doesn’t have kids and often votes down levies so that the kids have to go to school in a crumbling building. No redeeming sports teams have ever existed in Milford, and every single teacher is opinionated.
Friend 1- Hey, bro, you wanna walk to the gates of hell?
Friend 2- where would you find them?
Friend 1- Milford High School
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where you get the most fucked up kids. they’re either hicks, nobody’s, or spoiled white mfs. there is no in between. also i think the dean gets too friendly with the girls. in all honesty you could ask anyone (that looks like a stoner) where to buy a vape or a cart and they’ll send them your way. its also filled with disgusting, drawn on, piss and shit on the floor bathrooms. the teachers? oh then mfs never give you a god damn break to breath. they also don’t gaf if you’re sick you still have to do all the work the day it’s due no exceptions. the asl teacher? hahahah she’s crazy. i mean it. you’ll never ever ever. get a damn break from her. she always got somethin to say too. so if you’re really thinking about putting your kids through the huron district. lmfao. don’t.
do you know any drug dealing racist guys at Milford high school? oh yeah there’s blank blank blank and lots more.
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