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Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

by drew April 24, 2005

162๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


military police

Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.

Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.

by CaptainCumshot April 9, 2007

76๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


Military police

Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.

Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.

by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020

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Military Police Investigations

A group of whoโ€™s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.

Infantry Private 1: โ€œYo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?โ€
Infantry Private 2: โ€œSavage must really have no self respectโ€
Infantry Private 3: โ€œYeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xdโ€

by Aigio Infantry Corps November 23, 2020

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