Milking Cats

Squeezing the milk out of a cat’s nipples

Kevin: Bro, I just went ‘Milking Cats’.
Terry: I have nipples. Can you milk me?

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milking a cat

A task that is nearly impossible to do.

Getting two toddlers to take a nap is like milking a cat.

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Milk the Cat

In the action of or about to get the pussy. Can be used in past tense.

I milked the cat so hard last night.
I am going to milk the cat every night.

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Cat Milk

cat milk is the opposite of dog water.
dog water = trash.
cat milk = beauty and perfection.
cat milk also is a delicious drink that makes your dancing skills way better. it can be extracted straight from the cat into your mouth or you can just drink the left over milk from the cat’s bowl.

“omg papa your pirouettes are so cat milk and definitely not dog water!”
“that double assemble turn was cat milk!”

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Cat Milk

The vaginal juice a woman exretes when you perform oral sex on her (because you lap the milk up like a cat).

I got some good cat milk last night

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cats milk

The sexual act of jizzing in your hand and letting your female counterpart lick it up just like a little kitten.

I thought she looked thirsty after that suicide squeeze so I gave her the cats milk!

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Cat Milk

Bullshit bullshit horseshit load of crap

"Yo, I worked 6 hours overtime last week, but I didn't get paid time and a half"

"Maaaan...dat's some serious cat milk right dere, Grade A cat milk"

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