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Milky Milker

1. When a suspended person is given a titfuck on their downward facing penis.

2. When you are using breastmilk is as lube for any sexual act.

Man: Yeah, I was laying down on the table with the hole in it, next thing I know she's giving me a milky milker.
Woman: She did not, you're making this up.
Man: I'm telling you, massage parlors are crazy:
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Woman: It's actually really sexy when you're a milky milker.
Non-binary: You're weird.
Woman: Don't Hate

by Mr. McGooey February 13, 2022