milky pudding syndrome

Milky Pudding Syndrome :A syndrome occuring in children aged 4-19 whereby their parents overfeed and overprotect them, using milky puddings as a cure for all ailments, locking them in a room and spraying them with anti-bacterial spray, whilst assuring them thay they are the best child ever; as a result the child/young adult becomes introverted, narcisstic and has a pasty complexion (often grows up and listens to emo music)

'The milky pudding syndrome child was having an outrage on the l'auto du camdode'

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