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A 30-50 year old pedophile currently pretending to be in middle school.
Tom) Why is that guy so old and horny?
Joe) He's probably a Millard!
95đź‘Ť 49đź‘Ž
A scary boy who looks like a single dad in his 40's
john: hey man you're starting to look like a millard
adam: is it because I look like i'm 40
john: yes
5đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
A region in Omaha, NE that is consists mainly of upper-middleclass families. They have the lowest crime rate in Omaha, and the three high-schools have been counted as three of the top 500 schools in the country by Newsweek. They also have the best football, music, and language departments in the state of Nebraska. Millard used to be a small town in itself, but was later swallowed by Omaha.
Person 1: Hey have you seen that urban-dictionary definition of Millard?
Person 2: Yup, looks like somebody is a little jealous.
36đź‘Ť 71đź‘Ž
Just overall gay and likes his gay ps teacher
Millard stop looking at his ass
3đź‘Ť 3đź‘Ž
n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.
Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!
52đź‘Ť 8đź‘Ž
The amount beers it would take to have sex with the person you are rating.
This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.
(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)
guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.
9đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.
She looks so goddamn good I'd give her the Millard handshake!
14đź‘Ť 3đź‘Ž