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--Millennium Falcon--

A legendary starship despite its humble origins and deceptively dilapidated exterior, the Millennium Falcon has factored into some of the Rebel Alliance's greatest victories over the Empire. On the surface, the Falcon looks like any other Corellian freighter, with a saucer-shaped primary hull, a pair of forward cargo-gripping mandibles, and a cylindrical cockpit mounted to the ship's side.

Beneath its hull, though, the Falcon packs many powerful secrets. Its owners made "special modifications" on the freighter, boosting its speed, shielding and performance to downright illegal levels. Its weaponry has been upgraded to military-class quad-turbolaser turrets. To cover rapid escapes, the Falcon sports a ventrally mounted hatch-concealed antipersonnel repeating laser. Between its forward mandibles rest concussion missile launchers. The habitable interior of the vessel also has a few surprises, such as concealed scanner-proof smuggling compartments.

The Falcon pays a heavy price for its augmented performance, though. It is extremely recalcitrant and often unpredictable. Its reconditioned hyperdrive often fails. Its current captain, Han Solo, has even been seen to restart a failed ignition sequence with a hard rap on the bulkhead with his fist.

A vessel employed in the shady fringe business of smuggling, the Falcon was owned by Lando Calrissian before Solo won it in a heated sabacc game. Under Solo's command, the Falcon became a famous starship, completing the Kessel Run at unprecedented speeds. Solo and his first mate Chewbacca maintained the Falcon, constantly modifying and tinkering with it, coaxing the maximum speed from the ship.

This speed became quite useful as Solo and Chewbacca were drawn deeper into the Rebel cause, and the Falcon began flying missions for the Alliance. It was the Falcon that provided covering fire for Luke Skywalker's final attack run on the first Death Star. The Falcon became Princess Leia Organa's escape transport during the Battle of Hoth. During the decisive Battle of Endor, the Falcon flew point for the Alliance Fleet. Under Lando Calrissian's command, it soared into the heart of the incomplete Death Star, and delivered a missile volley that helped seal the Empire's fate.

Related: --Han Solo-- --Chewbacca-- --Lando Calrissian-- --Rebel Alliance--

by Official_SW Definitions_ December 5, 2004

47πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Millennium Falcon

Penetrating the vagina with the index and middle fingers, the anus with the pinky finger, and thumbing the clit with the thumb simultaneously. Named as such for your hand's shapely resemblance to Han Solo's ship in Star Wars. See also: shocker

I let her ride on the Millennium Falcon.

by crazynsc August 3, 2005

13πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Millennium Falcon

The act of giving a female a shocker using the thumb and index finger for the vagina and the pinky finger for the anus.

My girlfriend wanted to play around so I flew in the millennium falcon while her parents were gone.

by V November 15, 2004

4πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Millennium Falcon

Tossing someone's salad who it totally obsessed with Billie Dee Williams while drinking a Colt 45.

We were watching Star Wars and then all of the sudden she gave me the Millennium Falcon.

by jenn August 16, 2004

8πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Millennium Falcon Blasters

When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"

I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!

by D.Star October 4, 2008

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Boarding the Millennium Falcon

noun, adjective
–verb (used without object)


Whilst railing a girl hard from behind you all of a sudden shout out "LIGHT SPEED!!!!"
Then you cold cock her in the back of the head so she sees stars.

"Jim, I totally Boarded the Millennium Falcon last night...now Sally won't return my phone calls."

"Frank tried Boarding the Millennium Falcon with Stacy last week...Holly's been in jail waiting her arraignment ever since."

by IraPKP September 19, 2008

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Millennium Falcon Syndrome

Being in a car while heavily intoxicated and feeling like you are moving at "hyper speed".

P1: "Dude are we in the millennium falcon?"
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

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