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A brand of beer-flavored water
Beer Drinker #1: This beer is old, Man. It tastes like all the flavor sank to the bottom of the bottle.
Beer Drinker #2: It isn't old, Dude, it's Miller Lite.
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one of the best, cheap beers out there.
id give my friend a miller lite, but hes a redneck and only drinks bud lite.
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By far the most foul tasting beer out there; a disgrace to light beers.
Dude #1- "Hey man, wanna get drunk?"
Dude #2- "Hell yes, lets get shitfaced."
Dude #1- "Sweet! I've got some frosty Miller Lites in the cooler."
Dude #2- "Oh, I'll have a soda instead."
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Arguably the most overrated beer in the world.
Taste no better than Busch but cost more.
Dude1: Hey lets get some good beer tonight, Lets get Miller Lite.
Dude2: Fuck that Miller Lite sucks, lets get something else.
Dude1: But it won all those world beer cups, it must be good.
Dude2: Yeah because Miller Lite is overrated.
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If I had to decide between goat piss and miller lite, I'm going with the goat piss.
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The worst beer known to man. Can be seen being drunk almost exclusively by rednecks.
Hey Cletus, pass me a miller lite before I have sex with my sister.
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Best damn brew on the planet period. Nothing hits the spot like a cold Miller lite on a hot day. There is nothing that I would rather be caught with in my hand with the exception of an MGD.
Miller Lite is sick ass and takes the back seat to nobody.
Hey jonny i'm a poor bum. All I can eat on this budget is lakeport and cans of beans.
Well sir I drink Miller lite because I like to look like a dope ass hustler.
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