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Miller Park

Home of the Milwaukee Brewers Baseball Club. Miller Park opened in 2001, has a seating capacity of 41,500, and some of the biggest parking lots in the majors. Also famous for its fan-shaped retractable roof, the sausage race, and lots of beer drinking. Nicknamed "the keg" by some.

Cub fans can't afford to go to their home games, so they annually invade Miller Park.

by J.Z. June 23, 2005

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miller park south

The place where the Brewers beat the cubs in game 163.

Around 50% of fans were for Milwaukee, there were more Brewers chants than Cubs chants.

The cubs blew it again, against the Brewers this time at Miller park south.

by KIV-YS October 3, 2018


Miller Park

A well built baseball stadium in Milwaukee Wisconsin. Great place to see a ballgame, with great beer, grub, and gracious Brewer fans. It has a retractable roof for bad weather, not a bad seat in the house, plenty of parking and room for tailgaiting. Even out of towners remark at such a glorious place. That is besides the cubs, who swarm up to the brew house and flood I 94 all summer long doing 55 in the left lane with their phone in one hand and their thumbs up their ass(they enjoy this) with the other. Holding up the flow with their narcissistic attitudes thinking everyone would just love to be them, when in reality everyone outside their fan base REALLY hates them with a passion. They even seem to have tried to rename it "wrigley north" in the recent years. Not surprising due to the fact that their stadium is nothing less than a turd in a tuxedo, and a pile of shit bricks, that they seem to keep remodeling even though it should have been demolished in the last century. It stinks of cheap beer piss and rotten crotch from 5 miles away. They wouldnt dare call their two immediate neighbors Busch Stadium, "wrigley west" or Comiskey Park, "wrigley south" cuz theyll get their teeth knocked out for it. Granted a lot of Brewer fans have been driven away due to their small market, blue collar fan base, the recession of '08, as well as making the biggest mistake of moving to the national league in '98 and have been regretting it ever since.

Hey wanna go to Miller Park?

Yeah who they playing???

The scrubs(cubs)!

Oh great, now we will have the pleasure of them getting piss faced drunk, starting fights, and acting like this house is theirs.

Yeah i know theyre such butt plugs. It was so much better when we shared the A.L. central with the White Sox. They at least behaved like fans and not like animals.

Hell even the Cardinals fans act normal. Dont those enemas know its a game and not a frat house.

by DA FIB March 17, 2019