Milwaukee Beaver Trap

When you’re ramming a farmer’s daughter in Wisconsin from behind outside in the dead of winter and hers’/your respective wetness freeze, thereby creating an icicle effect.

Dude #1: Dude, my dick hurts.
Dude #2: She gave ya the good suck last night, eh?
Dude #1: Nah, we were boning outside and we got a Milwaukee Beaver Trap
Dude #3 just listening: <calls the fucking cops>