Min-ty Salad

The Min-ty Salad is a sex act which involves spreading the butt cheeks of a consenting sexual partner, applying toothpaste around the anus, and then swirling the area with your tongue. The effervescence of the toothpaste and tongue is pleasing to the receiver and the minty freshness is pleasing to the giver. The Min-ty Salad was popularized by an ingenious Asian man in New York City named "Min" who plays pool and may or may not loves toothpaste. Rinsing afterwards is recommend (for both parties).

I was so proud of my wife for winning that pool tournament last night; I brought a tube of toothpaste into the bedroom last night and gave her a Min-ty Salad.

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