Mind Orgasm

When a statement is so groundbreaking, mind boggling, or amazing, that it causes a state of mental ejaculation.

Dude 1- " OMG they just cut off the end of the song!!"

Dude 2- " Dude, I was on the cusp of MIND ORGASM, and they just pulled out!!"

Dude 1- " Indeed fine sir."

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mind-bending orgasm

mind-bending orgasm

A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.

A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.

A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.

An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”

Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”

Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”

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Mind orgasm

a phrase brought into this world by Ave (not Ben) that is similar to brain fart, just more exciting.
It usually takes place during a brain malfunctioning and or pause/erosion of a thought process which can cause random replacement thoughts.

Ave: "VSHVZB boobs HUHHHH"
Ave: "..."
Sky: "What are you saying"
Ave: "My bad, that was a mind orgasm"
Sky: "You have way too many of those. Also, that phrase is so smart and definitely created by you and not Ben. So amazing!!"