Mine Goblin

An imaginary creature, assumed to be a goblin that lives in a mine.

Can be used as a setup for a Deez Nuts joke. (read as "mind gobbling")

"Do you remember the Mine Goblin from Lord of the Rings?"
"No, whats a Mine Goblin?"
"Mine Goblin deez nuts, ha gotheem"

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Mine Goblin

Mine goblins are creatures of folklore derived from stories told from generation to generation by the people of Sawcon, Russia. They are said to live in mines and prey on miners excavating their habitats. One of the most popular stories of mine goblins, has to be the story of Candice. In this legend, a girl named Candice supposedly comes sick with a case of ligma, but the only way she could cure her ligma, was by obtaining the legendary stone of Sugma. She went into the mines of her hometown (Sawcon), and searched for the glowing red jewel. She unfortunately ran into a group of mine goblins, who ate her alive. The end. It is thought that parents would tell their kids this story in the hopes that their children wouldn't go into the dangerous mines.

"Have you heard of the recent sightings of Mine Goblins in the caves"

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