Minnesota Pickle

Please deficate, then freeze the feces for at least 24 hours and when you're feelin' horny and you're all alone, use the frozen feces as a dildo. The temperature of it adds extra sensation. :

"Hey, Kimm, what'd you do last night?"

"Well, I was feelin pretty frisky, so I used my Minnesota Pickle!"

"Awesome!!"

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Minnesota Mud Pickle

To fill a condom with shit, freeze it, and proceede to use it as a dildo.

I gave Sarah a taste of that 'ole Minnesota mud pickle last night.

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