Minsk Agreement

This can have two defenitions,

1. For when people mindlessly support Ukraine, you can shove this down their throats.
2. Can be used to describe a pact that is very one sided and the other party somehow agreed to

Instance two is when someone signs off something extremely valuable and doest know what's happening because they're so dumbfounded by the money

"You cant tell me Tim actually agreed with mark!"
"well he did, now mark has access to his room at night and Tim, gets a grilled cheese sandwich"
"that was a dirty Minsk Agreement"