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mis huevos

literally:my eggs; euphemism for "my balls", meant as a cry of disbelief. Mis Huesos is can also be used. Just like "my Ass" is used in english.

mike:"Tengo mil dolares"
Ike: "Mis huevos"

by martin2006 January 10, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


chupa mis huevos

Suck on my balls

White girls love to chupa mis huevos

by Killaaaa.T July 24, 2014

51๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


chupo mis huevos

suck my dick

chupo mis huevos

by Layla Ortega October 8, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


mis huevos en tu arroz

slang term, huevos means eggs or testicles, en tu arroz means rice,there is a meal in south America called eggs on top of rice, "huevos en arroz", in this slang meaning "my balls on your rice"
when you don't believe something that somebody is telling you or denying something.

Oye que crees que me paso ayer? me gane la loteria, ay si... mis huevos en tu arroz.
Me prestas tu coche? no, mis huevos en tu arroz que te lo presto. = guess what? I won the lotery yesterday, Yeah right dude!
Can i borrow your car? no you got to be crazy if you think that's happening.

by Chupapachito September 16, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mis huevos

Mexican slang.

Literal translation is my testicles but itโ€™s used by men and women.

It can be used as a swear word but also to swear on something thatโ€™s a matter of great importance, ranked somewhere between merely promising something and swearing something on your mother as itโ€™s your testicles or the next best thing youโ€™re putting on the line.

As a swear word, it can simply be used to discredit someone who just said something you find silly and hard to believe. In the same sense, the person uttering it is also suggesting to some extent that something is so uncredible that they might as well put their balls on the table.

Mexico is going to win the world cup this time.

Mis huevos.

Think about it: Thereโ€™s the home advantage and in the last two instances Mexico hosted it didnโ€™t go to a european.

Are you sure?

Mis huevos.

*feigns belief by popping his mouth wide open for an indefinite amount of time as a demonstration of fake astonishment*

by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 2, 2024