mission control

The decision maker in a relationship. A reference to the space program where the astronaut has to get anything and everything approved by the command center on earth.

Person 1: "Can you go golfing with us this weekend?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I'll have to check with mission control."

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mission control

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.

Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.