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When a girl gives you a blow job with a dip of chewing tobacco in their mouth.
I want a Mississippi Swamp swaller.
A sex act that is an elaboration on the houdini, where the male defecates upon the bed prior to performing said houdini. Then once the houdini is performed, the male forcibly shoves the female's face into the excrement, thus giving her the appearance of a swamp monster from the deep south.
I gave Shannon a mississippi swamp monster, she ate that shit up!
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when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.
o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.
-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!
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Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.