Mitch Buchannon

A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.

Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.

Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.

Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!

(Two friends talking)

Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.

Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.

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