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Mitchell Jones

The feral cat found in the metal trash can down the street last thursday.

Oh, that Mitchell Jones kid is eating crayons again.

by Robert is second best! July 30, 2020

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Mitchell Paul Jones

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.

Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?

by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020