Mitchell Paul Jones

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.

Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?