Mmm Cult

A group of people within the popular website Twilight Sucks who all have put "Mmm (insert random thing here)" in their username.

I personally refuse to join the Mmm Cult.

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Mmm Cult

A plague of groupies on the Twilight Sucks forum who think they're e-cool because they put "Mmm" in their usernames. Ironically, this subdivision of Twilight haters possess the mindset of Twilight fangirls themselves in the fact that they jump on a bandwagon just to feel as though they're a part of something, no matter how pathetic the fad may be.

The Mmm Cult serves as a vessel by which members make up for their sad lives by being popular on the Internet and liked by other members with sad lives.

Played a major role in ruining the Twilight Sucks forum along with the arrogant, pseudointellectual elitists worshiped by lesser members for taking their anti-Twilightism to laughable extremes and saying they "did it for the lulz" to feel badass and feed their colossal e-go.

Typical Mmm Cult conversation...

Mmm Penis: "LOL EDWARD CAN SUCK ME"

Mmm Cookies: "Mmmmmmm I'd like to suck you too"

Mmm Penis: "Okay!"

Mmm Chocolate: "HEY GUYS! NYXBEL HAWTHORNE JUST RIPPED UP HER TWITARD COUSIN'S FIRST EDITION TWILIGHT BOOK, TURNED HER ENTIRE FAMILY AGAINST HER, AND SENT HER TO INTENSIVE THERAPY FOR SOMETHING SHE DIDN'T DO! LET'S GO WIPE HER ASS!"

Mmm Cookies: "WE CAN HAVE A SEXY MMM FOURSOME WITH HER TOO!"

Mmm Penis & Mmm Chocolate: "OKAY!"

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