Moberly

Small town in the center of misery. Also known as Mobertucky. Simply put one hell of a little town filled to the rim with Springer drama.

"I got my ass whipped in Moberly last night." They gave me a Mobertucky Riverdance.

Moberly, MO

A very small town in northern-central Missouri that is surrounded by corn and cows with many wanna-be-gangsters (you live in a town surrounded by corn, YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER!!!). There isn't much to do here, mostly residents have to go to Columbia, MO to do anything fun.

Only idiots move there kids to Moberly, MO.

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