modelo

American sold Mexican beer that actually resembles Donkey piss. Commonly believed to be enjoyable after one is intoxicated

Hey bud, I’m feeling a little drunk. Let’s hurry and get rid on that Modelo

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modelo time

A time of the day where a person and his/hers homies are having a good time while drinking Modelo. (Originated from Passdapookie on instagram)

Example 1:

Foo1: “Ay foo what time is it?”
Foo2: “12:37 AM”
Foo1: “Nah foo ITS MODELO TIME AHHHH”

Example 2:

Foo: “Ay foo did you see the new modelo time video?”

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modelo especial

Mexican Beer brewed in Mexico since 1925 and sold in the US nationally

Hey. Want a modelo especial? What is that. ? It's a mexican beer that will get you intoxicated and has a good flavor to it . in Spanish there is a saying "Modelo Especial Descubre lo Especial" which in english it translates to Modelo especial discover the specialness which means you getting intoxicated off Modelo Especial

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The Modelo Effect

When you're at the after-after party and you forget if anyone in your crew brought Modelos. That's the Modelo Effect. Used as a reference to the social phenomenon of the Mandela Effec

We thought we had Modelos after the party, but in reality we didn't. The Modelo Effect was strong with everyone.

Modelo Missile

A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.

Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.

It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.

If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.

Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.

Clutch Modelo

-May also be used without the O, pronounced "clutch mo-dell"-

1: A can or bottle of Modelo beer purchased to complement any other alcoholic beverage with the intent of the Modelo being your back-up in case you run out of alcohol.

2: A response to the action of someone being "clutch", or performing under pressure when being heavily relied upon.

"I bought this 6-pack of beer along with a clutch modelo."

person 1: "Yo I was able to get you a ticket to the sold-out Rusko show in the last minute"

person 2: "Clutch Mo-dell"

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Modelo time

When it's time to link up with your homies and have a good time drinking modelo beer.

"Ayyyyy foooo, it's modelo time fooo"

Ese: "Ay vato, what time is it"
Vato: "its modelo time fooo"

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