Mole Midler could be used to call some one short. Usually a Mole Midler alos has an IQ below average. According to studies recorded Cambridge University, Most Mole Midlers all have some of the same attributes: Small, Below average IQ, Hieroglyphic hand writing, and a deep sensitive side to them that will come out in the most sorrowful moments.
person 1 "Why does his handwriting look like a cross between ancient Chinese script and hieroglyphics".
Person 2 "He's probably a Mole Midler".