Molly Green

A hot, innocent girl with perky +2s and a Brazilian wax.

First guy, "Yo, did she put out last night?"

Second guy, "Nah man, she's such a Molly Green. I don't care though, she's fukin' hot! Can't wait to tap THAT!"

First guy, "Hear hear!"

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Molly Craig-Greene

Molly Craig-Greene (more famously known as George Weasley’s wife) is an influencer who created Bernardism. Bernardism is a religion centred around Bernard, a tiny rubber baby with a purple face, yoga pants, and incredible belly dancing abilities. Overall, Molly is an amazing person and you should definitely buy her food.

Nick Jonas: Hey, do you know who Molly Craig-Greene is?

Lindsay Lohan: Yeah! She’s that amazing girl who sang Demi Lovato songs to me whilst I got my cosmetic surgery done!

Nick Jonas: Woah, she sure does sound amazing !