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Mom Lore

Stories told by your mother that, in comparison to dad lore, are extremely concerning and depressing. Stories your mom tells you of her childhood that make you wonder why she never took up therapy.

Me: Hey, mom, why do you have a scar on your palm?
Mom: When I was little, my dad used to make us work on a farm. One day, I spoke back to him when he told me to help my sister, and he threw a rake at me.

Me: Holy shit I don't like mom lore.

by .bloody November 2, 2023

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