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MOM AS FUCK: A mother who looks the oter way or even helps her teenagers when they do something innapropriate for their age.
She is Mom as Fuck to throw you a keg party for your 18th birthday
A mom fuck is the woman in the neighborhood who is willing to let anyone fuck her when her husband is away. She doesnt care if her kids are home or not. She enjoys showing off her body in skimpy, slutty clothes and lets men do anything they want to her, anytime. She'll answer the door in almost nothing or naked and let whoever is there in to fuck her.
Kathy is the neighborhood mom fuck. She loves getting her mouth, pussy, and ass stuffed whenever possible. Everyone knows that when her husband is away on business that she's available for anything. Men walking their dogs stop by for a quick fuck. Kathy just smiles and asks them what they would like to do. She bends over or lies back n spreads her legs or starts bouncing on his hard cock. If her kids are home she just sends them upstairs or outside for a few minutes.
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fucking a single mom without the distractions of dating
I took Robin out for dinner at Burger King and after small talk, went back to her place and gave the bitch - cock up her ass all night long. She is one easy mom fuck. the kids were asleep. did not even hear her squeal like a pig.
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when a large hit in an american football game happens.
(sitting in a room watching the game with friends)
Everybody: OOOOOO.....OUCH
you: O man Mom Fuck!!
also can be used as "man he just got his mom fucked"
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Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?
It's litterly a vine!
Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.
*𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.
The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.
He thinks.
He insults.
"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you
You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.
The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.
This is the perfect time to insult them
"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "
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Chilean video where two students are having a random conversation so the guy goes like:
- Girl, so brutall...
She answers with
- Yes, right? Apply more lipstick on your snout, dude.
- Yes, girl, no and on top of that. no and your mom? is a fucking drunk
- Dude, quit talking like a woman!!
When you're trying to break the ice with a chilean teenager, you can say "no and your mom?", as an answer you should get is "is a fucking drunk" so it would make the sentence "no and your mom? is a fucking drunk" if they don't know the video, it'll be an awkward conversation.
what you scream at your parents when your watching porn and don't want your parents to come in.
Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!
Ok! Sorry!
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