Momment

A comment left by your mother (who you reluctantly added as a friend) on your Facebook. They are typically lame and/or embarrassing and can often be a source of great entertainment for your friends. Momments are frequently deleted.

"Dude, this is killing me! I got another momment yesterday. I swear she checks my facebook daily."
"She has to stop mommenting or I'm gonna remove her as a friend."

Chad Bronson "SOO WASTEDDD WAT A NIGHTT"
Marcia Bronson "Honey, we should talk about this :("

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momment

A total mom comment

Mom to adult son: "You could really gain weight living in this city"
Cool passerby: "Ugh, what a momment!"

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momment

The amount of time it ACTUALLY takes you to do what you told your kids you would do "in a moment."

"Mom, can you come wipe my butt!?"
"In a second."
"Oh no, not a momment!"

Mommenting

When one's mother comments on their status with things like, "That's lovely, but make sure you're home by 10," or "Your friends should watch their mouths on the internet."

I bet Josh was so embarrassed by all his mother's mommenting.

momment

A momment is a comment made by a mother (mom).

Dad: "I'm not spending any more money on the Cubs this year.. they're just terrible."

Mom: "You mean after we go to the gift shop, right?"

Me to my brother: "that was such a classic momment."

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ubeen momment

When you bot out so hard in valorant with Jett that you make your teamates want to blow their brains out.

what did you do yesterday?
I had a ubeen momment.

scrubs momment

Also called a 'Scrubs-moment', and is already defined. :)

I just had a 'scrubs momment': it was My Deja Vu, My Deja Vu :)

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