Mommy Guge

The mother of Guge. Without Mommy Guge, Guge would suffer… Die a horrible death, no one wants that!

Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”