Mommy Pains

When a woman has the desire to have children. This desire is often irrational, rash and experienced when a female sees children in a family setting. These emotions are often accompanied with butterflies in the stomach, increased libido and chick flicks.

"Yeah, my girlfriend saw her niece today and had the mommy pains again. I told her we'll have to wait 'til she gets off unemployment before we talk about kids again."

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