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when you have anal sex with someone until they shit all over your dick, then you feed your shit covered dick to their cat, and allow the cat to lick the residue off until you jizz all over it's pussy-cat-face!
person A: Hey man, did you see the look on that girl's face after I turned her cat into a jizz-cicle?
person B: THAT WAS BOSS! That was the second time you went Mongolian fishing this week!
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Mongolian Fishing Boots are only worn by the absolute finest uncle collectors, illegal bug fight hosts and participants, and for the people that reject Zara Employees and Tech Extremists. If you don't wear these with your best friend and you don't sneak rare fish into the Hawaiian island called "poopoo", you are failing in life.
Luca Maxim: "If you do not wear and/or make counterfeit Mongolian Fishing Boots, you are failing in life."
Some guy: "Oh shit I never knew that, thanks Luca Maxim!"
Luca Maxim: "Stream 'Do U Bleed At All?' 24/7 on Spotify for more secrets about how to live successfully."
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The act of trapping ones penis inside of your vagina until it falls off and dies.
Morgan was angry at Joey so she used a Mongolian Fish Trap on him.
Slang term for steel toed boots.
“Hey man, did you remember your PPE today?” “Yeah, can’t you see I’m wearing my Mongolian Fishing Boots?”
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