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Monkey Faced

When someone gets so hotboxed that they actually get high off the weed.

Oh man im starting to feel monkey faced.

by gacko October 22, 2010

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monkey face

a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!

"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?"

by Dirty stiles September 17, 2003

1036๐Ÿ‘ 440๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"

by Chrissles August 2, 2006

87๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Face

A person who has at least two of the following traits; Upturned nose with nostrils pointing out at the world like two empty canons. Sloped and furrowed brow. Big monkey lips, teeth, and jaw.

Shanna Collins from CBS's "Swingtown" has a classic Monkey Face.

by jlkid March 11, 2010

152๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey face

The act of 'blowing' your man juice onto your ladies face, at which point you 'decorate' the said ladies mess with artfully concealed pubic hair- 'hey presto' MONKEY FACE

Not yet heard of a successful 'application' - guaranteed to get you the sack, could be used as a last 'hurrah'as in a girl you're fed up with;'Do you fancy a Monkey Face?' ...'what's that?..'I'll show you'hey presto-freedom!!

by Jabba, London August 22, 2006

337๐Ÿ‘ 224๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Face

When a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face.

"Can I monkey face you?"

"Shut up or I will monkey face you!"

"I can't believe he monkey-faced me last night."

"You got monkey-faced!"

by Boffa March 6, 2009

75๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey face

used to insult someone and compare them to a black man or african american who resembled a monkey.

ugliness, african american, insult

Fuck you monkey face!

Look at that monkey face!

Yea your a monkey face!

by livefreely August 2, 2009

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