monkey jesus

An extremely ugly, undesirable person.

That girl is straight monkey jesus.

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Jesus Monkey

An expression that basically shows extreme shock or frustration, combination of Jesus and monkey

"That guy just ran his car into a tree"
"Jesus Monkey!"

"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."

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Jesus Monkey Lords

What you say when you have nothing else to say
see French Poodle Cheese Dip

jesus monkey lords i am bored!

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Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

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Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored