monkey love

Crazy animalistic sex requiring acrobatic poise... can also be termed monkey lovin'.

When the doctor asked how I sprained my back I replied, "from all the monkey lovin' last night... uNF!!!!!!!!!!!"

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monkey love

Cinta monyet in Indonesian, a youthful love or first love equivalent to Western puppy love

Desi: Ibu, aku gugup tentang Ana. Aku pikirkan dia punya cinta monyet bersama dengan aku.
Fika, : Putri Desi, jangan gugup! Hanya mencoba lalu melihat kalau kamu suka...

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monkey love

Love for craziness.

Monkey's are crazy animals. Almost as crazy as space bats. Are they not funny how they prance around? Almost like humans but not quite.

Monkey love is the love of craziness. You should use it when intoxicated with friends, hugging each other, drinking ale and screaming "Yeah Monkey Love, yeah baby Yeah gotta love thy monkey".

1) Yeah Monkey Love, yeah baby Yeah gotta love thy monkey.

2) Monkey loooooooove yeah! Whoooo yeah. Come on. Pass the ale

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monkey love

the love of a monkey

Jim: Don't make me give you monkey love!
Jo: Give it to me!

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monkey love

The act of grooming one's mate in the manner of a primate. For example, popping a zit or picking a scab from the body of one's mate.

"You've got a little sleep in your eye - here, let me get it."

"Thanks for the monkey love!"

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Monkey Love

1. An illegal act which involves having sex with a monkey. Made legal if the monkey wears a trilby.

2. Courtney Love's grandfather

'Hey, I had minkey love with a monkey' 'Was it wearin' a trilby?'
'Oh crap!!'

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monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

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