Monkey Swings

A fighting technique in which hair or a hood is pulled over the face, punches are thrown upwards towards the face as the person cannot see or fight back.

Phil:’Damn she threw hands mayte’
Colin:’Those monkey swings are so hard to block’

Monkey Swing

For two people to suck each other's genitals while swinging in a tree, like a 69 but monkey style.

I went to the park and did the monkey swing with my grandfather.

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swinging monkeys

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

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swinging monkey

Slang term for inter-racial ass to mouth.

Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"

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Swing-monkey

You were struck with misfortune

Eating sugarless gummy bears. Got swing-monkey

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.