monkey syndrome

Monkey Syndrome - The Female Monkey is not as brave as the male when moving from one tree to another. She doesnt let go of one branch until she has already gotten a good grip on another...

Jamie`s cheating bitch of an ex-girlfriend had a classical case of monkey syndrome... He is heartbroken.

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mama monkey syndrome

The act of picking pimples on other people like a mama monkey picking bugs off their babies.

why must you pick my pimples like a mama monkey? you have mama monkey syndrome.

FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

When people (usually people of power; bosses, parents, etc) are obviously/blatantly making things/shit up - You can almost see Flying Monkey's coming out of their ass!!

Oh I see Flying Monkey's; and they are coming out of your ass. FMS (Flying Monkey Syndrome)

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monkey scroutum syndrome

The state of mind in which you think you have monkey powers and decide to jump around from tree to tree butt naked while throwin your feces at people who happen to look at your weird ass.

Dude that mo'fo got monkey scroutum syndrome, he b throwin his shit all up in my grill

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Brass Monkey Syndrome

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

‘He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’