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Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.
Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?
Geriant: My dick!!
Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!
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One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.
Maggie Fransisco is a chode monkey
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Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode
Infuser is a chode Monkey
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A rare form of human in which the human looks like a mix between a chode and a monkey.
“Today I was out hunting and I came across a chode monkey.
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Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.
"Did that Chode Monkey just try to open a Heineken on your window sill??"
"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"
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