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A viscous family game where the board is usually picked up by someone and used to whack someone's head.
Cop1: What's the problem?
Cop2: It appears this family played monopoly.
Cop1: How many died?
Cop2: 3 children and 1 adult.
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Ruining friendships since the 1960's.
Friend: Hey you landed on Mayfair with a hotel on you owe me $800
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*throws Monopoly board on the floor*
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A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.
That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.
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Hey, I just bought every stripper in the world. Woo hoo!
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A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.
That Monopoly is wearing those prostitute pants again.
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Monopoly is the act of masturbation. Mono, meaning one, and poly, sounding like 'pully'. so one person, pulling their penis. this can be used for females, but they won't be pulling anything
Dude 1 : Hey man, what's up?
Dude 2 : Playin monopoly, I'll call you back later.
Dude 3 : Dude wtf
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The act of feigning ignorance about something and asking people about it.
"Jeezus Rayhan, stop doing a Monopoly and asking the time. I can see a wrist watch on your arm!!"
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