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Monroe Township

A suburban town located at the Southern most point of Middlesex County, New Jersey. Used to be a pretty quiet, calm place to live until a fuck ton of people started moving in and now they can't figure out where to put anybody. The traffic is horrible and despite the strain on the roads, they keep building a shit ton of houses because hey, the more property tax revenue the better right? There is virtually nothing to do in this strange town of approximately 44,000 people. The entire lifeblood of the town is essentially its "great school system", which pretty much consists of a couple of elementary schools, an overcrowded middle school which has now resorted to trailers, in which the residents rejected a referendum to expand and/or build a new middle school TWICE, and also a huge ass high school, which in reality still isn't big enough to support the number of new kids being enrolled every year. The high school pretty much consists of your average stuck up, preppy suburban white boy/white girl assholes who smoke pot and juul in the bathrooms. They think they're gangsters and think that Jamesburg is "the hood". Alongside them are the minorities, AKA asian, latino, and blacks who are in very small numbers compared to essentially 50% white, 49% indian and 1% other minorities.

Everyone pretty much smokes pot and doesn't give a fuck.

All in all, a great place to live if you're willing to put up with the day-to-day faggotry/degeneracy.

P1: Ugh, man! This place sucks!
P2: I know, it's almost like we're back in Monroe Township again.

by The cheeesze bandit March 23, 2019

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Monroe Township

A suburban town in New Jersey which is growing rapidly. It had a population of 28,999 people in 2000, and has rapidly rose from then, having 39,132 people in 2010. It has grown 3,000 4 years after that. This change can be attributed to the high quality of the school district, and a lot of developing projects for single family houses. Its elementary schools are its strength, as its 6 public elementary schools have high schools. The middle school isn't too shabby, but a bit overcrowded. The high school is alright. The town itself has a lot of single family houses, especially around Applegarth Road. It is a fairly Democratic-leaning town, voting for the Democrats as a majority in all of the elections since 2004. There are also ways to get to the urban NYC with its NJ Transit system. Some semi-famous people associated here include Randy Beverly who caught 2 crucial interceptions in Super Bowl 3, and Antonio Pierce, a pro bowl line back. It's a decent place to live, with pretty nice communities whether you're a senior, looking to raise a family, or for yourself.

Monroe Township makes you pay a lot of property taxes for the school district.

by JammyLikesJam February 25, 2021

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