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a really really really big penis 10 inch +
i have a huge monster dick
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A penis usually referring to a black male. Monsters are over 14 inches at the least.
Jill: Wow, look at that MONSTER DICK!
Tiffany: Wow!
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When you drink so many monsters, or other energy drinks that it stunts the groth of your penis, resulting in a tiny, baby sized dick.
girl 1: That guy drinks soo many Monsters
girl 2: He's going to have a nasty case of monster dick
girl 1: Totaly.
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I was too busy admiring rap monsters dick it looks like godzilla
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Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.
My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.
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When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap
Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("
Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."
P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..
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being superior with the wit of words against someone trying to insult you or cut you down.
Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.