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mookentooken is a very nice man and will NOT scam you, he is the brother of amazingphil and is the superior brother. again, he will not scam you i swear.
person 1: mookentooken is a very nice man
person 2: i agree he is a very cool dude
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when random squirrels jump up and down in a parade to celebrate thanks giving mixed with quanzonikaistmas. (all the holidays into 1) the squirrels enjoy getting drunk and mate with purple goats. this only happens once every 1000 years.
a chinese man tried to mate with the squirrels and unfortunately was never seen again, all that was found was his glasses and a condom.
I got so drunk i had to celebrate mookentooken with my grandma, it was worse then cutting off my forskin and using it as floss. :S
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Special coin needed for cows to ride the subway.
Out of mookentookens, the herd ended up hitchhiking, with little success.
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a mookentooken is a scammer and a greasy rat. mookentookens scam people and don't send merch orders on time.
person 1: hey have you gotten the merch you ordered yet?
person 2: no, the person who is supposed to ship it is a mookentooken.
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